Thursday, 17 June 2010

Cathy Stanisforth's Milk Bank Opens Soon - World Cup 2010 June 17th Preview.

Game 18 - Argentina v South Korea

And so we continue on with the fantastically exciting Penalty Shoot-out of Billy Joel Lyrics.

Argentina will be represented by: Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television

South Korea (and I did NOT plan this ahead!) will be represented by: North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Joe McCarthy, vehement anti-communist up against North Korea who are somewhat pro-communist! There are a lot of North Koreans mind, and the Chinese quite like them and there are billions of them so - 0-1

It does seem unfair that Argentina get represented by a mere politician whie South Korea get represented by themselves but that's the way the cookie crumbles and hey, don't blame me, blame Billy Joel, he wrote the bloody thing! 0-2

Studebaker made some nice cars (well I assume they did but I know fuck all about cars, go ask Jeremy Kyle or whoever it is does them car programmes that are so inexplicably popular), but ask me to pick between a car and serial shagger Marilyn Monroe and the girl wins every time, even if she did live life like a candle in the wind. 0-3

Game 18 - South Korea win.

Game 19 - Greece v Nigeria


Greece will be represented by: Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom

Nigeria will be represented by: Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Rosenbergs? I assume he is on about Julius and Ethel, more bloody communists then. The man's obsessed. The Rosenbergs were convicted and eventually executed for selling details of the atomic bomb to the Russkies. Or our Billy could be bad at spelling and a fan of Norwegian football. Either way they lose against the awesome Marlon Brando. 0-1

The H-bomb obviously refers not to the actual bomb but to the equally destructive Tamworth FC legend Mark Hallam, and as such it's a walkover worth at least double against some musical starring a bald bloke and a load of annoying kids. 2-1

I assume Sugar Ray is meant to be Mr Robinson of that ilk, he was brilliant, one of my childhood heroes in fact. Catcher in the Rye is a load of 'stream of consciousness' pretentious bollocks that everyone pretends they have read so they can look intellectual. I actually have read it and it's wank, 3-1

Game 19 - Greece win

Last game of the day to follow later.

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